A Year of Living Sinfully by Eric Grzymkowski

Author:Eric Grzymkowski [Grzymkowski, Eric]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-4405-3177-4
Publisher: F+W Media
Published: 2011-10-15T00:00:00+00:00

Rest for the Wicked

It’s tempting to order willy-nilly and shout out flavors as they come to mind, but it pays to be methodical. Working left-to-right ensures that you hit all the flavors, but a zig-zag approach prevents the staff from catching on right away.

America’s Favorite Flavors

Vanilla

Chocolate

Butter Pecan

Strawberry

Mint Chocolate Chip

JULY 1

Open a Speakeasy

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I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.

—DON MARQUIS, AMERICAN HUMORIST

Back in the Prohibition days, thirsty Americans flocked to underground dens of sin known as “speakeasies” to drown their sorrows with illicit hooch. Back then, all you needed was a secret password and some discretion and you were in the club.

Alcohol is legal again, yet somehow it’s harder to get a drink today than it ever was in the 1920s. If you aren’t wearing the right clothes or driving the right car, you’ll be lucky to even get within a mile of some clubs. But that’s only because there aren’t other options.

Tonight, instead of traipsing all the way to the new hip club, you’re going to open the trendiest bar in town—right in your basement.

Head to the liquor store and stock up on the cheapest booze you can find, and be sure to cover every variety. Just remember, you’re going for quantity, not quality. Spread the word among your hipster friends that there’s a cool underground scene that just opened and wait for the lines to start forming.

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